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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
No go.
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
—
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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